My Dysfunctional Vagina
8:00 PM20:00

My Dysfunctional Vagina

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Saturday, July 6
8:00 p.m.

The PIT, 123 E. 24th St (b/t Park & Lex) 

My Dysfunctional Vagina is half comedy, half storytelling adventure about “Detective” Maryann solving the mystery of her broken vagina. You’ll hear her horrifically embarrassing story of losing her virginity in her twenties and her very amateur method of fixing her hostile vagina (with sex toys she bought on Amazon). It’s mostly hilarious, and just a touch sentimental, but perfect for fans of Law & Order, vibrators, and vagina. Lots of vagina.

Written and performed by Maryann Aita. Directed by Amanda Sabater. Tickets $12 in advance or at the door.

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Cinderblock People Reading
7:00 PM19:00

Cinderblock People Reading

Maryann will be reading her essay “Portrait in Six Parts” (currently only available in print!) at Cinderblock People, along with Matt Caprioli, and K. Joffree.

After the reading, Cinderblock will be open for attendees to browse records. Light refreshments will be served.

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4:00 PM16:00

The Storytellers of Storytelling

Maryann is a featured storyteller in the PIT's StoryFest 2017 "Storytellers of Storytelling" showcase. She'll perform "Hyper-Anxiety" on Sunday, July 16th along with performances by David De Almo and Kalli Siringas. 

StoryFest is proud to bring a storytelling potpourri showcase of diverse and unique voices on the New York scene.  The festival aims to spotlight the wide variety of themed shows that dot the New York landscape - and trumpet what's best about our storytelling scene.

Tickets are available through The PIT website for $10 each. 

Maryann and her fellow storytellers will take the stage on Sunday, July 16 at 4:00 pm in the black box theater at The PIT Loft at 154 West 29th Street. 

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7:00 PM19:00

Panel: Applying to Public High Schools in NYC

Maryann will be a featured speaker and panelist at One with NYU's Applying to Public High Schools in New York City on Tuesday, August 23rd. The evening will provide "an overview of the schools, selection criteria, and academic expectations, outline the high school application process, and provide a parent perspective from Beacon High School, one of the top general admission public high schools in the city." 

Maryann will speak about challenges in the transition process from middle school to high school and ways students and parents can prepare for high school academically and emotionally.

Other panelists include Maurice Frumkin, President of NYC Admissions Solutions, who will speak about the admissions process to public high schools, and Kate Ryan, Parent and Executive PA Member at Beacon High School. 

The info session will begin at 7:00 pm in the NYU Kimball Lounge at 246 Greene Street. RSVP to this and other information sessions below.

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6:30 PM18:30

Sarah Lawrence College Poetry Festival 2016

Maryann will be reading a selection of poems at the opening of the Sarah Lawrence College Poetry Festival on Friday, April 15th at 6:30 pm. Maryann was selected as a graduate student reader and will be opening for Regan Good and Matthea Harvey who will read Friday evning. 

The Sarah Lawrence Poetry Festival is one of the largest free poetry festivals in the northeast and runs from Friday, April 15th through Sunday April 17th at 5:30 pm. All events are held on the Sarah Lawrence campus in Bronxville, NY. 

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